And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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