I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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