He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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