Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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