i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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