he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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