____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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