I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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