Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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