On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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