nut hugger
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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