Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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