i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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