when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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