talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
