No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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