I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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