We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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