So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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