I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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