is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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