have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Terrible idea I love it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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