Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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