Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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