You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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