kristin has been a bad kristin
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
