your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
try to milk me bitch
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