Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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