giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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