He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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