Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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