Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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