coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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