so explain again why im purple
no
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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