the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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