Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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