Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Everyone says I win the strip club
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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