I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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