Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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