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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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