the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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