just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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