Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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