The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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