uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It was a blind-side dick pic.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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