he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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