I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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