And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
