My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think I just sharted jello shots
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