Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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