Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Can I color on your dick again?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Enjoy the penises
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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