so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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