Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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