i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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