WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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